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with_my_teacup[Who was found in a pineapple under the sea dumpster on Furya as a kid and really doesn't give much of a shit about parent-oriented holidays except for the tension it's causing? This guy! Who's pissed off because one of the kitchen badasses is down? This guy! Who has learned to cook instead of murder when he's feeling tense?
Fortunately for the Bargians who don't consider fighting a form of entertainment, this guy.]
Who out of all you people knows what a bagel tastes like? I need taste-testers. I always fuck up my sugar content on the first try.
[LATER, ALSO PUBLIC]
Bagels are edible, gonna have them for breakfast twice a week if people eat'm.
[Private to Chris]
What's the other thing you wanted with bagels. A topping. You were throwing a fit about it like a month ago.
Fortunately for the Bargians who don't consider fighting a form of entertainment, this guy.]
Who out of all you people knows what a bagel tastes like? I need taste-testers. I always fuck up my sugar content on the first try.
[LATER, ALSO PUBLIC]
Bagels are edible, gonna have them for breakfast twice a week if people eat'm.
[Private to Chris]
What's the other thing you wanted with bagels. A topping. You were throwing a fit about it like a month ago.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 03:48 am (UTC)Lox and cream cheese. I know what the second one is. Help me on the first one.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 03:56 am (UTC)Lox is a kind of salmon, you pick it up in packages in the freezer and just lay it down on top of the bagel, no mess, no prep. Sometimes you sprinkle a little bit of scallions on top for flavor.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:18 am (UTC)I'ma have to improvise the lox, then. I can't just 'pick some up' unless the admiral throws me a bone. You know how it's cooked before it gets packaged?
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:29 am (UTC)No clue, man. Do I look like I work at a grocery store?
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:38 am (UTC)I'ma see if the admiral will hand over some lox. Otherwise, round one's done.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:44 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:49 am (UTC)[Chewing noises]
This is gonna be better with salmon.
[Refrigerator opens.]
Hey, lox.
[Scary-knife piercing shrinkwrap noise]
...mm, oh, yeah, this is-- cured? Gonna go well with the bagels.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:49 am (UTC)And fuck you, I'm amazing at self-defense.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:52 am (UTC)If you want any come and get some. I ain't going out of the way for you.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:53 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:54 am (UTC)[Chris you exhaust him sometimes.]
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:55 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:56 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:57 am (UTC)But sure, I'll come test out your crap bagels and tell you how much they suck.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:59 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 05:01 am (UTC)Where the fuck are you?
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 05:05 am (UTC)...CES, second moon of the Stovetop system. I'm in the kitchen, where else would I be-?
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 05:06 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 05:17 am (UTC)Spam?
Date: 2013-06-17 05:17 am (UTC)Spam
Date: 2013-06-17 05:24 am (UTC)[Sweet as sugar.]
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Date: 2013-06-17 05:25 am (UTC)Fuck you, bagel boy.
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Date: 2013-06-17 05:34 am (UTC)[Riddick spins a bagel at him like a deadly implement and gestures at a small plate of lox and cream cheese impatiently.]
I've got three more batches of dough sitting, I need to know which one to actually cook.
[Since this bullshit takes so long, he grudgingly hedged his bets and made three batches. It's a waste of food but with his slightly .. different sense of taste it's the best he can do.
This batch, his sugar-blindness has erred on the side of too-sweet-- and more, his tendency to overwork dough has taken it from 'chewy' to 'endurance test'. It's not the kind of thing you notice when your jaw is strong enough to break apart bone, unfortunately.]
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Date: 2013-06-17 05:36 am (UTC)Thish tashtes like I'm eating rocksh.
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Date: 2013-06-17 05:42 am (UTC)Sugar content high, low, or right.
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