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with_my_teacup[Who was found in a pineapple under the sea dumpster on Furya as a kid and really doesn't give much of a shit about parent-oriented holidays except for the tension it's causing? This guy! Who's pissed off because one of the kitchen badasses is down? This guy! Who has learned to cook instead of murder when he's feeling tense?
Fortunately for the Bargians who don't consider fighting a form of entertainment, this guy.]
Who out of all you people knows what a bagel tastes like? I need taste-testers. I always fuck up my sugar content on the first try.
[LATER, ALSO PUBLIC]
Bagels are edible, gonna have them for breakfast twice a week if people eat'm.
[Private to Chris]
What's the other thing you wanted with bagels. A topping. You were throwing a fit about it like a month ago.
Fortunately for the Bargians who don't consider fighting a form of entertainment, this guy.]
Who out of all you people knows what a bagel tastes like? I need taste-testers. I always fuck up my sugar content on the first try.
[LATER, ALSO PUBLIC]
Bagels are edible, gonna have them for breakfast twice a week if people eat'm.
[Private to Chris]
What's the other thing you wanted with bagels. A topping. You were throwing a fit about it like a month ago.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 03:47 am (UTC)Lox and cream cheese.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 03:48 am (UTC)Lox and cream cheese. I know what the second one is. Help me on the first one.
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Date: 2013-06-17 03:56 am (UTC)Lox is a kind of salmon, you pick it up in packages in the freezer and just lay it down on top of the bagel, no mess, no prep. Sometimes you sprinkle a little bit of scallions on top for flavor.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:18 am (UTC)I'ma have to improvise the lox, then. I can't just 'pick some up' unless the admiral throws me a bone. You know how it's cooked before it gets packaged?
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Date: 2013-06-17 04:29 am (UTC)No clue, man. Do I look like I work at a grocery store?
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Date: 2013-06-17 04:38 am (UTC)I'ma see if the admiral will hand over some lox. Otherwise, round one's done.
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Date: 2013-06-17 04:44 am (UTC)[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:49 am (UTC)[Chewing noises]
This is gonna be better with salmon.
[Refrigerator opens.]
Hey, lox.
[Scary-knife piercing shrinkwrap noise]
...mm, oh, yeah, this is-- cured? Gonna go well with the bagels.
[Private]
Date: 2013-06-17 04:49 am (UTC)And fuck you, I'm amazing at self-defense.
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Date: 2013-06-17 04:21 am (UTC)I'll give it a shot. Minion doesn't make bagels, but he sure knows where to find the good ones in Metrocity. Hook me up? I'm always good for baked goods.
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Date: 2013-06-17 04:23 am (UTC)Send a 'bot up to the kitchen, I'm about done with the first test batch.
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Date: 2013-06-17 04:29 am (UTC)Not near any. I'll come up myself.
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Date: 2013-06-17 04:39 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-06-17 04:41 am (UTC)[so much unspoken in that; he can't tell Riddick chris attacked him, he won't pick pack against pack for the big man ]
I'll come by later. Let me know when it's good.
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Date: 2013-06-17 04:43 am (UTC)voice - Private
Date: 2013-06-17 04:45 am (UTC)voice - Private
Date: 2013-06-17 04:50 am (UTC)[An unseen nod.]
I'll bring some by when I'm satisfied with the recipe. Where are you?
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Date: 2013-06-17 11:30 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2013-06-17 02:46 pm (UTC)video; Spamming it up?
Date: 2013-06-17 04:41 pm (UTC)Spam me
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Date: 2013-06-17 05:04 pm (UTC)She comes in, with a greeting of: ] What prompted bagels, anyway?
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Date: 2013-06-17 05:13 pm (UTC)[He's oddly tired, his energy low. Disengaging is exhausting.]
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Date: 2013-06-17 08:39 pm (UTC)Spam
Date: 2013-06-18 12:46 am (UTC)[Riddick has some... doubts on that score.]
The food thing. Picked it up when Sato was playing Admiral. Hard to drop it now.
But playing nice gets real tiring sometimes. Even if I get time in the kitchen.
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