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with_my_teacup[Who was found in a pineapple under the sea dumpster on Furya as a kid and really doesn't give much of a shit about parent-oriented holidays except for the tension it's causing? This guy! Who's pissed off because one of the kitchen badasses is down? This guy! Who has learned to cook instead of murder when he's feeling tense?
Fortunately for the Bargians who don't consider fighting a form of entertainment, this guy.]
Who out of all you people knows what a bagel tastes like? I need taste-testers. I always fuck up my sugar content on the first try.
[LATER, ALSO PUBLIC]
Bagels are edible, gonna have them for breakfast twice a week if people eat'm.
[Private to Chris]
What's the other thing you wanted with bagels. A topping. You were throwing a fit about it like a month ago.
Fortunately for the Bargians who don't consider fighting a form of entertainment, this guy.]
Who out of all you people knows what a bagel tastes like? I need taste-testers. I always fuck up my sugar content on the first try.
[LATER, ALSO PUBLIC]
Bagels are edible, gonna have them for breakfast twice a week if people eat'm.
[Private to Chris]
What's the other thing you wanted with bagels. A topping. You were throwing a fit about it like a month ago.
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:25 am (UTC)Spam
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:28 am (UTC)And again, and again]
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:29 am (UTC)Spam
Date: 2013-06-17 06:31 am (UTC)Spam
Date: 2013-06-17 06:33 am (UTC)I'm not going to get all wide-eyed to get you to talk about this. You know I'd listen if you wanted to, but I'm not going to pretend you're doing me a favor.
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:40 am (UTC)[Finally he pushes the dough away from him, in full-on teenage pout mode]
Here, I can't do this shit.
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:44 am (UTC)[He takes it, starts gently shaping it and setting it aside.
Then the dough is all in rings and has to sit, and there's nothing to do but stare at each other.
Riddick turns on the burner to boil the water, checks the temperature of the stove, leans back in silence.]
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:47 am (UTC)There's got to be more New Yorkers here who know what good bagels taste like. I'll send my warden down here instead.
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:49 am (UTC)Keep your warden out of my kitchen.
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:50 am (UTC)The fuck kind of problem you have with my warden?
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:54 am (UTC)He thinks I'm unredeemable. I think he's fucking nothing, and I'd ghost him like I turn off a light if I didn't give a shit about being a warden.
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:56 am (UTC)Just don't kill him. I like him.
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Date: 2013-06-17 06:59 am (UTC)I know. You love him because he beat it into you. Not something I can respect, but not really my problem, either.
I need my job. And death doesn't last here. So he walks. But he stays the fuck out of my kitchen.
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Date: 2013-06-17 11:15 am (UTC)No, asshole. That's not why I love him. Christ.
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Date: 2013-06-17 02:43 pm (UTC)Not my problem either way. As long as he stays out.
[The pot of water is boiling, and he checks a timer before taking some of the dough rings and lowering them in with a spoon.]
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Date: 2013-06-17 03:25 pm (UTC)Spam - TW Riddick being awful about DV
Date: 2013-06-17 03:28 pm (UTC)How am I in your business, D'amico, besides trying to make some comfort food, which I do for every-fucking-body. I don't care what you do with yourself.
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Date: 2013-06-17 03:47 pm (UTC)Christ, I'm out. Talk to you later.
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