R39 - Give me some of that yum like a lollipop

[with_my_teacup]

[A public service announcement]

Hi, kids. It's Richard B. Riddick; you may recognize me as that guy from the kitchen at breakfast.

Friendly reminder that there's nearly a hundred of us, and the functional kitchen staff currently stands at seven plus one on inventory. David Cain was a kitchen worker, Lua Klein was the dinner manager, and our only inmate left on lunch duty is currently about this big. [He holds his hands apart to indicate the Creed-terrier.] And one of the seven? Probation for a week because kitchen tools are not a weapon unless the alternative is death.

We need more hands. We always need more hands, we really need more hands. We always do. One warden, at least one more inmate.

Which brings me to another thing.

Due to the unstable tendencies of the barge and the real stable tendency of most of us to have to eat, I'm requesting anyone with cooking prep experience think about putting themselves on call in case of flood, death toll, or dog. A few more short term hands means a few less posts like this.

Thanks.

Comments

[youwill]

My offer does still stand.

[He is reduced to trolling. Sigh.]

[with_my_teacup]

Sweet of you. Unfortunately, misuse of kitchen equipment, like I said. [He gives a little 'what can I do' shrug]

[youwill]

You may be the one department on the ship with a long memory.

[with_my_teacup]

Life's tough.

[youwill]

For everyone. I shudder to think of the number of sandwiches you may have to make.

[He shudders to think of the food, mostly.]

[deshabille]

Now, now. Do you know what we ate on the march? You should guess. This is incomparable cuisine, Hannibal.

[Leave the poor kitchen soldier monster alone, child.]

[with_my_teacup]

I appreciate that.

I'm just sorry for people with good palates who are going to have to eat the sandwiches.

[Look how sorry he is. Sorry and regretful like a cat with cream all over its paws.]

[deshabille]

It's a real shame. Sometimes all the wiltiest lettuce gets into one sandwich.

[What a bummer that would be, right? Right?]

[youwill]

[wow fuck you mal

he will find a severed finger and put it in your coffee

maybe jonah will volunteer]

[deshabille]

[that's so rude, hannibal]

[so rude]

[youwill]

[but he's b o r e d]

I can imagine. Vividly. You must appreciate a good sandwich.

[deshabille]

[THEN READ A BOOK, YOU'RE AN EDUCATED MAN]

Sandwiches are, in fact, my favorite food.

[This is not true at all, but whatever.]

[youwill]

Then it is a shame that I cannot make you a proper sandwich. What is it they say, one good turn deserves another.

[Thanks for the bed. 8| in his office. 8| thank. 8|]

[deshabille]

I don't think I'd like your sandwiches.

[Also a blatant lie, probably. But you're welcome c:]

[youwill]

[the thoughtfulness that went into it 8|]

I think you would change your mind.

[inhell]

Ugh. Why would anyone want to work with you?

[youwill]

It would be an excellent opportunity to learn.

[inhell]

Learn what, how to be arrogant and disgusting? I'm all right, thanks.

[youwill]

Quite true.

[Baleful look. He does think she's arrogant and disgusting. u_u]

[inhell]

The food here should be something we should all be able to trust. We need it to live. You think you're not disgusting suggesting that people should be forced to live on something you've touched?

[youwill]

I think you're a very rude young woman.

[not here]

[with_my_teacup]

[watching u]

[inhell]

I think you don't know me.

Anyway, you were the one who was rude first. That was a really nice tablecloth.

[youwill]

[jesus take the wheel]

I felt it more generous to share with the Barge as a whole. Far be it from me to keep it to myself so selfishly.]

[inhell]

You're full of it.