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with_my_teacup[A public service announcement]
Hi, kids. It's Richard B. Riddick; you may recognize me as that guy from the kitchen at breakfast.
Friendly reminder that there's nearly a hundred of us, and the functional kitchen staff currently stands at seven plus one on inventory. David Cain was a kitchen worker, Lua Klein was the dinner manager, and our only inmate left on lunch duty is currently about this big. [He holds his hands apart to indicate the Creed-terrier.] And one of the seven? Probation for a week because kitchen tools are not a weapon unless the alternative is death.
We need more hands. We always need more hands, we really need more hands. We always do. One warden, at least one more inmate.
Which brings me to another thing.
Due to the unstable tendencies of the barge and the real stable tendency of most of us to have to eat, I'm requesting anyone with cooking prep experience think about putting themselves on call in case of flood, death toll, or dog. A few more short term hands means a few less posts like this.
Thanks.
Hi, kids. It's Richard B. Riddick; you may recognize me as that guy from the kitchen at breakfast.
Friendly reminder that there's nearly a hundred of us, and the functional kitchen staff currently stands at seven plus one on inventory. David Cain was a kitchen worker, Lua Klein was the dinner manager, and our only inmate left on lunch duty is currently about this big. [He holds his hands apart to indicate the Creed-terrier.] And one of the seven? Probation for a week because kitchen tools are not a weapon unless the alternative is death.
We need more hands. We always need more hands, we really need more hands. We always do. One warden, at least one more inmate.
Which brings me to another thing.
Due to the unstable tendencies of the barge and the real stable tendency of most of us to have to eat, I'm requesting anyone with cooking prep experience think about putting themselves on call in case of flood, death toll, or dog. A few more short term hands means a few less posts like this.
Thanks.
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:13 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:21 am (UTC)[He shudders to think of the food, mostly.]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:33 am (UTC)[Leave the poor kitchen soldier monster alone, child.]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:35 am (UTC)I'm just sorry for people with good palates who are going to have to eat the sandwiches.
[Look how sorry he is. Sorry and regretful like a cat with cream all over its paws.]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:38 am (UTC)[What a bummer that would be, right? Right?]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:39 am (UTC)he will find a severed finger and put it in your coffee
maybe jonah will volunteer]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:40 am (UTC)[so rude]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:38 am (UTC)I can imagine. Vividly. You must appreciate a good sandwich.
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:40 am (UTC)Sandwiches are, in fact, my favorite food.
[This is not true at all, but whatever.]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:49 am (UTC)[Thanks for the bed. 8| in his office. 8| thank. 8|]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:55 am (UTC)[Also a blatant lie, probably. But you're welcome c:]
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:56 am (UTC)I think you would change your mind.
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Date: 2014-01-17 05:58 am (UTC)[Whether you get a bedroom to go with that bed nyEHEHEHEHEH]