with_my_teacup: (Chilling)
with_my_teacup ([personal profile] with_my_teacup) wrote2014-01-16 08:42 pm

R39 - Give me some of that yum like a lollipop

[A public service announcement]

Hi, kids. It's Richard B. Riddick; you may recognize me as that guy from the kitchen at breakfast.

Friendly reminder that there's nearly a hundred of us, and the functional kitchen staff currently stands at seven plus one on inventory. David Cain was a kitchen worker, Lua Klein was the dinner manager, and our only inmate left on lunch duty is currently about this big. [He holds his hands apart to indicate the Creed-terrier.] And one of the seven? Probation for a week because kitchen tools are not a weapon unless the alternative is death.

We need more hands. We always need more hands, we really need more hands. We always do. One warden, at least one more inmate.

Which brings me to another thing.

Due to the unstable tendencies of the barge and the real stable tendency of most of us to have to eat, I'm requesting anyone with cooking prep experience think about putting themselves on call in case of flood, death toll, or dog. A few more short term hands means a few less posts like this.

Thanks.
versusnurture: (➵ swooned the wall all night long)

private + ben

[personal profile] versusnurture 2014-01-17 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
I can help.

If, you know. You'll let me help.
youwill: (and you'll be a goner)

[personal profile] youwill 2014-01-17 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
My offer does still stand.

[He is reduced to trolling. Sigh.]
routemistress: (black hat)

[personal profile] routemistress 2014-01-17 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
I don't fancy meself as a supervisor, but I can always keep covering the gaps once you get Vic back.
deadly_ned: (uhm well)

[personal profile] deadly_ned 2014-01-17 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Alpha and me are usually in the pub but I think the both of us can come off of it in case of barge instabilities. Death tolls and floods.


If that's all right with him. And you.
exnihilo: (uncertain)

[personal profile] exnihilo 2014-01-17 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I could come back. Not for Iris or Victor, I mean. To stay.
la_belle_rogue: (crossed arms)

[Private to Riddick and Ben]

[personal profile] la_belle_rogue 2014-01-17 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ah'm a pretty decent cook. Ah wouldn't mind helpin' out. Only thing is Creed's not always a dog, and he and Ah don't exactly get along well.
myironeyes: (Default)

private

[personal profile] myironeyes 2014-01-17 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I am available.
mightthinkthat: Francis sits next to a table with a drink and food in hand (conversation)

Private

[personal profile] mightthinkthat 2014-01-17 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I... volunteer.
inhell: (20)

[personal profile] inhell 2014-01-17 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Could anyone but Archer be in breakfast?
fridgetothefire: (sounds ok)

[personal profile] fridgetothefire 2014-01-17 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I can be on-call. I basically am already.
silvestris: (♕ namely us)

private;

[personal profile] silvestris 2014-01-19 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[SIGH]

If you guarantee the only dog around is yours, I could lend a hand. I'm very handy with a can opener.