R34: Try trading all the wasted times for something real in this crazy life

[with_my_teacup]

I should not have to say this. But I will. Just. In. Case.

Do not bring me any dead bodies. We have plenty of food.

What we're short on is cooks, because Ben's tolling and that leaves us down a warden and a worker. It's not like there were a lot of us to begin with. If you're an inmate, your ass is cordially invited to work in the kitchen.



On a completely unrelated note, anyone seen Megamind? Short guy, big head, invents shit?

[Private to Ellie]
So, kid, you know your way around a kitchen when you ain't blowing one up?

[Private to Chris, Nygma]
...seriously, either of you seen him?

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[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

aaaah fuck. No. No, I haven't.

Fuck. Fuck fuck shit fuck shit fuck..

[fridgetothefire]

I can supervise Ben's shift.

[Oh, right, warden.]

...I graduated like a month ago.

[Way too tired to keep up the charade right now.]

[Private]

[fire_punk]

What happened with Jesse's body? Do you still have him?

[private]

[inhell]

[ Well. This all turned out in ways that weren't what she expected. It's a while before she answers, and when she does: ]

This isn't a clever way to make me your dishwasher, is it? Won't be any "maybe you can blow up bridges, but never heat up water, you might burn yourself"?

[insolubleriddle]

No.

[There's a beat of silence. It's brief, Edward attempting and failing to restrain his anger.]

He was attempting to breach the heart of the barge. He might have succeeded.

Give him a few hours, he'll return. [In the mean time, he'll sit and break things in Megamind's cabin because he wasn't able to get into the engine room, and for some reason, he still has Riddler's cane, and that just brings up all sorts of possibilities for Megamind's fate.]

Private;

[insolubleriddle]

No.

[There's a beat of silence. It's brief, Edward attempting and failing to restrain his anger.]

He was attempting to breach the heart of the barge. He might have succeeded.

Give him a few hours, he'll return. [In the mean time, he'll sit and break things in Megamind's cabin because he wasn't able to get into the engine room, and for some reason, he still has Riddler's cane, and that just brings up all sorts of possibilities for Megamind's fate.]