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with_my_teacupI should not have to say this. But I will. Just. In. Case.
Do not bring me any dead bodies. We have plenty of food.
What we're short on is cooks, because Ben's tolling and that leaves us down a warden and a worker. It's not like there were a lot of us to begin with. If you're an inmate, your ass is cordially invited to work in the kitchen.
On a completely unrelated note, anyone seen Megamind? Short guy, big head, invents shit?
[Private to Ellie]
So, kid, you know your way around a kitchen when you ain't blowing one up?
[Private to Chris, Nygma]
...seriously, either of you seen him?
Do not bring me any dead bodies. We have plenty of food.
What we're short on is cooks, because Ben's tolling and that leaves us down a warden and a worker. It's not like there were a lot of us to begin with. If you're an inmate, your ass is cordially invited to work in the kitchen.
On a completely unrelated note, anyone seen Megamind? Short guy, big head, invents shit?
[Private to Ellie]
So, kid, you know your way around a kitchen when you ain't blowing one up?
[Private to Chris, Nygma]
...seriously, either of you seen him?
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:04 pm (UTC)I'ma put you on breakfast shift if that's okay.
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:06 pm (UTC)All right, but can you get good bacon? You know, the kind that's not just thin little sticks. And you don't have any Vegemite.
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:07 pm (UTC)I don't think we have any vegemite. You can request it.
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:12 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:13 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:14 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:15 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:16 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:18 pm (UTC)We used to do hunting trips in the CES for fresh meat, but it started rotting faster than it should and I don't trust it anymore.
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:19 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:21 pm (UTC)Speaking of dogs, mine'll be in the kitchen some mornings. He's slightly undead but he's made real progress with his manners.
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:28 pm (UTC)Re: [private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:30 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:30 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:31 pm (UTC)Also if you can pull shit while me and David Cain are watching I'll give you a medal.
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:38 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:44 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:45 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:48 pm (UTC)And here, you'd'a had a lot more trouble finding a time there wasn't someone in the kitchen. That asshole was lazy, clocked out after eight hours.
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:50 pm (UTC)So you're saying you would have rescued me.
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Date: 2013-11-01 04:52 pm (UTC)[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:52 pm (UTC)Re: [private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:54 pm (UTC)Yes, I'm just letting you in.
[private]
Date: 2013-11-01 04:57 pm (UTC)[ A bit airily. She's not sure if she's serious. Probably not. ]
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Date: 2013-11-02 04:39 am (UTC)[private]
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