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with_my_teacupI should not have to say this. But I will. Just. In. Case.
Do not bring me any dead bodies. We have plenty of food.
What we're short on is cooks, because Ben's tolling and that leaves us down a warden and a worker. It's not like there were a lot of us to begin with. If you're an inmate, your ass is cordially invited to work in the kitchen.
On a completely unrelated note, anyone seen Megamind? Short guy, big head, invents shit?
[Private to Ellie]
So, kid, you know your way around a kitchen when you ain't blowing one up?
[Private to Chris, Nygma]
...seriously, either of you seen him?
Do not bring me any dead bodies. We have plenty of food.
What we're short on is cooks, because Ben's tolling and that leaves us down a warden and a worker. It's not like there were a lot of us to begin with. If you're an inmate, your ass is cordially invited to work in the kitchen.
On a completely unrelated note, anyone seen Megamind? Short guy, big head, invents shit?
[Private to Ellie]
So, kid, you know your way around a kitchen when you ain't blowing one up?
[Private to Chris, Nygma]
...seriously, either of you seen him?
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-01 03:44 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-01 03:47 am (UTC)Fuck, I'll go find him.
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-01 03:48 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-01 03:52 am (UTC)Jesus fuck what the fuck did I do last week..
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-01 03:54 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-02 03:16 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-02 04:37 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 01:38 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 01:40 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 01:43 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 01:52 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 01:53 am (UTC)Can we get unpaired for this? Slevin and me? I mean, he's so fucking wound up he's not ever going to want to be alone together again, how the fuck do I warden someone who's piss terrified of me?
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 01:56 am (UTC)Consider giving him some time to calm down and sort his head out before you do that.
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 01:57 am (UTC)Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 01:59 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:02 am (UTC)Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:03 am (UTC)...keep your eye out.
Are we a'ight after that little.. non-cage-match?
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:12 am (UTC)Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:13 am (UTC)...I appreciate that, thanks.
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:15 am (UTC)[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:20 am (UTC)...cause I still can even when you get strapped up to whatever prosthetics Megamind has planned.
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:24 am (UTC)Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:27 am (UTC)Don't shoot the decoy next time, a'ight?
[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:28 am (UTC)Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]
Date: 2013-11-03 02:31 am (UTC)Too bad that's my only one.
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