Kitchen Spam - saturday morning
Aug. 9th, 2013 04:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
with_my_teacup[The breakfast menu just got kid friendly-- and the kitchen just got a lot better secured. No little hands in sharp places, or high places, or hot places; Riddick has it locked down. He's also keeping a serious eye on the mess hall, dividing his attention between waffles and doing walkarounds.
Unfortunately, he's not quite himself. He found this pair of smoked eyeglasses... and he's been trying not to talk ever since he put them on. Fucking floods, am I right.]
Unfortunately, he's not quite himself. He found this pair of smoked eyeglasses... and he's been trying not to talk ever since he put them on. Fucking floods, am I right.]
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Date: 2013-08-10 06:48 pm (UTC)It's magic to be careful with. Do you know how to be careful?
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Date: 2013-08-10 11:46 pm (UTC)....I wasn't careful. I'll be careful. I promise.
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Date: 2013-08-10 11:51 pm (UTC)You are my dear friend and I'm sorry I've discommoded you. I hope you will still work in the kitchen with me-- there are so many people here who you make happier with your baking.
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Date: 2013-08-10 11:54 pm (UTC)...I don't want to go to jail again.
I don't want to kill anyone again.
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Date: 2013-08-11 12:01 am (UTC)You won't, dear boy. You won't. It was my mistake. And nobody will take you away here. Your friends will look after you.
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Date: 2013-08-11 12:07 am (UTC)Then, he shakes the man's hand]
No.
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Date: 2013-08-11 12:08 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2013-08-11 12:53 am (UTC)I don't have friends.
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Date: 2013-08-11 12:55 am (UTC)...although I have the distressing notion that it will be easier once you're older and remember to blame me again.
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Date: 2013-08-11 02:16 am (UTC)...
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Date: 2013-08-11 02:18 am (UTC)I am your friend. You are entirely welcome in this kitchen. There is no organized police force to harass you here, and you are not the strangest person aboard. I do so badly want you to feel safe.
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Date: 2013-08-11 02:21 am (UTC)So he lies. Again. To keep Riddick safe.]
I don't want to be your friend.
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Date: 2013-08-11 02:22 am (UTC)Will you be my baking partner? There are so many mouths to feed.
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Date: 2013-08-11 02:28 am (UTC)He glances to Digby, who unhelpfully only tilts his head to the side.
Finally, Young Ned gives a tentative nod]
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Date: 2013-08-11 02:31 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2013-08-11 02:34 am (UTC)Thirteen minutes and 28 seconds.
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Date: 2013-08-11 03:08 am (UTC)Re: [Spam]
Date: 2013-08-11 03:23 am (UTC)One hour, twenty-six minutes and fourteen seconds.
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Date: 2013-08-11 03:27 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2013-08-11 03:28 am (UTC)[Spam]
Date: 2013-08-11 12:10 pm (UTC)He maneuvers carefully around Digby, taking his gloves off for a few seconds while the cherries juice to pet him, going back and washing his hands to kitchen standard afterwards.]
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Date: 2013-08-11 12:20 pm (UTC)Young Ned on the other hand, sat ou the countertop with a mixing bowl, watching Riddick anxiously from a corner of his eye. He wouldn't question the man - it wasn't his place, he didn't talk if he could help it - but he was curious about him all the same. He didn't look like any adult Young Ned had ever seen before]
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Date: 2013-08-11 12:23 pm (UTC)Almond extract in the filling today, Ned?
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Date: 2013-08-11 12:26 pm (UTC)...Is this another school?
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Date: 2013-08-11 12:29 pm (UTC)[Riddick clears his throat.] Unfortunately, it is a peculiar and vexatious variety of prison barge, upon which you normally, while somewhat older, act as a combination therapist and warden. It is prone to brief periods of life-changing and impossible upheaval-- such as turning half the crew into children. Or, in fact, changing the way one speaks.
[He's finding that the more he wants to swear, the more flowery he ends up getting. Fucker.]
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