R34: Try trading all the wasted times for something real in this crazy life

[with_my_teacup]

I should not have to say this. But I will. Just. In. Case.

Do not bring me any dead bodies. We have plenty of food.

What we're short on is cooks, because Ben's tolling and that leaves us down a warden and a worker. It's not like there were a lot of us to begin with. If you're an inmate, your ass is cordially invited to work in the kitchen.



On a completely unrelated note, anyone seen Megamind? Short guy, big head, invents shit?

[Private to Ellie]
So, kid, you know your way around a kitchen when you ain't blowing one up?

[Private to Chris, Nygma]
...seriously, either of you seen him?

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[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

How about at least I never tore anyone apart with a fucking hand drill? Can we go with that?

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

Also a plus. See? You're lookin' positive already.

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

Going to have nightmares after this, I swear to god.

Can we get unpaired for this? Slevin and me? I mean, he's so fucking wound up he's not ever going to want to be alone together again, how the fuck do I warden someone who's piss terrified of me?

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

We passed this round... either you're gonna find out midmonth or you're gonna have to ask.

Consider giving him some time to calm down and sort his head out before you do that.

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

Yeah. Yeah, totally. Fuck.

Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

...do you need me to come over?

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

No, I mean. I'm good for right now. Slevin stole my warden item but I don't think he's getting into shit with it.

Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

...keep your eye out.

Are we a'ight after that little.. non-cage-match?

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

Yeah. Yeah, we're all right. Not gonna try to pull a gun on you anytime soon, don't worry.

Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

...I appreciate that, thanks.

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

And not just because you could kick my ass here or now.

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

Even better.

...cause I still can even when you get strapped up to whatever prosthetics Megamind has planned.

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

Well. That sounds like a goddamn challenge to me.

Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

Don't shoot the decoy next time, a'ight?

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

I know that trick now. Can't fool me.

Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

Too bad that's my only one.

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

Which I'll totally be ready for.

Re: [Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[with_my_teacup]

Take care, kid.

[Private; Chris, Edward, Riddick]

[mistconduct]

You too, Riddick.