with_my_teacup | R 22 - Where are you going? Nothing here is free

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R 22 - Where are you going? Nothing here is free

[Who was found in a ~~pineapple under the sea~~ dumpster on Furya as a kid and really doesn't give much of a shit about parent-oriented holidays except for the tension it's causing? This guy! Who's pissed off because one of the kitchen badasses is down? This guy! Who has learned to cook instead of murder when he's feeling tense?

Fortunately for the Bargians who don't consider fighting a form of entertainment, this guy.]

Who out of all you people knows what a bagel tastes like? I need taste-testers. I always fuck up my sugar content on the first try.

[LATER, ALSO PUBLIC]

Bagels are edible, gonna have them for breakfast twice a week if people eat'm.

[Private to Chris]
What's the other thing you wanted with bagels. A topping. You were throwing a fit about it like a month ago.

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[Riddick shrugs at him.]

Not my problem either way. As long as he stays out.

[The pot of water is boiling, and he checks a timer before taking some of the dough rings and lowering them in with a spoon.]

Hey, can you not diagnose me for fucking Stockholm Syndrome, asshole? Christ. Asshole wardens don't stay the fuck out of my business.

You think you're the first person who ever thought a fist in the face meant forever? I don't have time to fix whatever bullshit's in your head, and unlike some I ain't willing to spend a lot of energy trying to engage.

How am I in your business, D'amico, besides trying to make some comfort food, which I do for every-fucking-body. I don't care what you do with yourself.