R43 - Y'all hating's useless

[with_my_teacup]

[Public]
[The feed opens on a simple poster with the hand-blocked words WE NEED HELP IN THE KITCHEN.]

Testing out a new option to save time. Specifically right now we need a warden supe for lunch shift, until Ben comes home. If you're not used to working on a line or feeding a lot of people, we won't drop you into combat with no training. Marsh and I will help you out.

Oh. Not related to the kitchen-- I smelled a still running last month. Whoever it is, I want to pick your brain about fermentation.


[Filtered to Iris]
Iris. You got some time this afternoon to talk weasel shit and entropy? I'm willing to barter for your know-how. [He lifts a bottle of oil into the feed; last christmas, he gave her a massage, because sometimes it seems like she metabolizes stress the same way Arthas eats death. And the feeding's been good on that score lately.]

Comments

[changeitroundsome]

Lucky for you, I live in a time where prohibition rules. You learn a thing or two, when you need to brew up your own booze.

Sure, we can do that, but my knowledge don't ever come for free.

[with_my_teacup]

I need a lot of death in a bottle. Not dead things-- death. Happening at the right time to be drunk.

I'm willing to barter, but stay reasonable, because we're talking mono cellular organisms here, not the death blood of people or anything.

[changeitroundsome]

Death in a bottle, hmm. Well, I know my moonshine should make that happen.

I don't want much, just a favour, for the future.

[with_my_teacup]

Mmm. [Riddick tips his head.] I don't deal in unconditional favors. I suggest choosing something a little more tangible, or we're going to have to get small print about this.

[changeitroundsome]

A little caution is wise, in a place such as this. Never know when someone might stab you in the back, or use you for ill means.

[Like him. He would.]

Okay. What I need is supplies. My area of magic means I need a lot of herbs, minerals, flowers, that sort of thing. You ever find any on our travels, that the Barge don't have in its gardens already, and I'd consider that a fair deal.

[with_my_teacup]

A list would help. What you have, what you don't. Then I'll see what I can do.

[...he'll also research the toxicity of everything he gets. The guy can have it, he'll just keep it in the back of his mind if people start falling over.]

[changeitroundsome]

[It's a good idea, really. Never trust the witch doctor.]

I can do that for you, mon ami, and I can even show you my still. Show you how it works.

[with_my_teacup]

Much appreciated. Deal set?

[changeitroundsome]

Pleasure doin' business with you.