[Even months later, it's still so, so stupidly easy to surprise Chris. As Riddick speaks, Chris jumps about a mile and a half, heart pounding as he hits the wall opposite. He twists around, looking at the man in wounded disbelief]
Jesus fucking christ, Riddick! You fucking asshole!
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Date: 2013-07-26 06:03 pm (UTC)Jesus fucking christ, Riddick! You fucking asshole!